Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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