I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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