you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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