i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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