I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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