Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
tonight lets celebrate not being married
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
