i already hear my dad disowning me
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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