susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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