WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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