maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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