cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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