she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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