he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
is wine microwaveable?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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