idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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