After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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