I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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