careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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