so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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