I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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