Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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