Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Even my vagina gasped.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
You've changed since you got that strap on
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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