she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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