bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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