She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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