There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
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