Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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