I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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