Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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