its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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