oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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