You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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