I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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