he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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