the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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