My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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