It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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