Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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