Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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