You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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