That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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