but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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