walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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