wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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