if i died would you start the facebook group?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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