If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
A bitchslap is in order.
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