i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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