It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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