I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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