Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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