I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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