I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Actions speak louder than pants.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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