she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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