i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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