do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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